Essay in 500 Words

Filed in: Cute & Funny — April 27th, 2005

Ted is 7-yr old n he’s very bad at essay writing. One day his teacher asked the class to write a 500-word essay base on any title they like. Ted thought real hard n finally he started his essay:

Titled: My Lost Cat

One day i lost my kitty, i went out to the street n started calling:
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitt! kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty…
“but she never comes back, that’s how i lost my cat.
(510 words)

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  • http://tembikai.com/blog/ H4RRY

    kids think much more different than we think.

  • http://tembikai.com/blog/ H4RRY

    kids think much more different than we think.

  • http://papimami.blogspot.com/ Papi

    10 marks for composition, 100 marks for creativity.

  • http://papimami.blogspot.com Papi

    10 marks for composition, 100 marks for creativity.

  • http://www.ruda-88.blog.onet.pl/ justyna

    hi! i’m from poland and we have the same joke in our language ;) it is funny, isn’t it??

  • http://www.ruda-88.blog.onet.pl justyna

    hi! i’m from poland and we have the same joke in our language ;) it is funny, isn’t it??

  • LcF

    I am curious to know the joke in poland. :)

  • LcF

    I am curious to know the joke in poland. :)

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